Alteropolis: The Smollett affair

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A glimpse into the events occurring upon January 30th in 2019s alternate universe Alteropolis will reveal startling aspects regarding the Smollett affair if Jussie were white.

In Alteropolis Jussie Smollett is not gay, in this opposite reality Jussie becomes Dusty and Dusty becomes a white heterosexual man claiming to be violently victimized by two muscle-bound gay black men.
Instead of being an actor on the hit series Empire, Smollett is a YouTube sensation that sings country music.

Dusty Smollett

Two strapping gay black men wearing hot pink yoga pants and “Black Lives Matter” matching headbands were armed with a rope and a bottle of chilled horse semen.

On that bitter sub-zero Chicago morning, these two men physically assaulted Dusty, putting a rope around his neck and pouring an unknown substance (discovered to be chilled horse semen) all over him.
Then in an act of final humiliation the two imposing gay black men harmonized the words “black lives matter, oh yes they matter”.

“This is Chris Cuomo and rounding out this evening news, in the “almost not worth mentioning” slot of my show is the very alleged attack on YouTube singer Dusty Smollett by two alleged “black lives matter” supporters. At this moment folks, we are unaware if Dusty may have made a racist remark which ignited this event. We are also surmising that perhaps the two very alleged assailants were homeless and systematically oppressed” Says Chris Cuomo of CNN.

It’s pronounced “lemoan” you neanderthal

“Apparently the YouTube country singers apartment was low on edibles, so at 2:00 A.M. on a shockingly cold Chicago morning Smollett allegedly emerged from his home and headed for Subway. On his way back he was supposedly approached by two “black lives matter” supporters that allegedly called the actor a “cracker” and a “misogynist, who refuses to use proper pronouns”. Both alleged beefy gay black men went on to inform Smollett that this be “black lives matter” city after which one of the assailants pummeled him and poured that unknown substance (chilled horse semen) on him. It is not clear if Dusty may have been singing an anti-gay song without realizing it. We did research Dusty’s past and discovered that in pre-school it’s possible he had ties with local skin-heads however, our source couldn’t recall if it was Dusty or his cousin Linnell.” Reported Don Lemon of CNN.

The narrative would drastically differ in this parallel universe, the press is so eager to vilify straight white males, at the same time create preposterous excuses for people of color and colored people, oh and women, homosexuals, transgendered and foreigners. Basically, anyone except heterosexual white men, Christians is bonus points.

The media is in the business of peddling disingenuous information like the urgency to stifle the unprecedented surge of white supremacist, white on black crime and the black killing cop epidemic.

(In 2013, of the approximately 660,000 crimes of interracial violence that involved blacks and whites, blacks were the perpetrators 85 percent of the time. This meant a black person was 27 times more likely to attack a white person than vice versa. A Hispanic was eight times more likely to attack a white person than vice versa.) -American Renaissance

In 2015, a black person was 2.45 times more likely than a white person to be shot and killed by the police. A Hispanic person was 1.21 times more likely. These figures are well within what would be expected given race differences in crime rates and likelihood to resist arrest.- American Renaissance

Back in the real world many popular news anchors and “woke” SJW celebrities had dropped the “alleged” pretense when describing the Smollett affair, however, reality made an unannounced appearance, shocking many of the programmed tools on the left.

It seemed many intelligent people, having considered the official story that Smollett rendered, along with his over-acting and bizarre interview with Robin Givens, smelt something fishy.

However, it was official now, Smollett faked this incident and actually paid two foreigners to disguise themselves and pretend to beat him. These astute fellow actors were video recorded buying their hate-crime kit at a local store before the incident.

(Documents prove two Nigerian brothers, who work as extras on the highly rated Fox drama, bought the rope which was found around Smollett’s neck at Crafty Beaver Hardware Store in Chicago. )- Daily Mail

At that moment in the alternate universe of Alteropolis cable news jockeys, celebrities and the sheltered millennial whites of entitlement were just becoming aware that Dusty had faked this incident, which was now referred to as a hate crime, Dusty had falsely reported hate crime.
There is Video evidence of Dusty’s two childhood friends, Aubrey Humperdinck and Bobby McDonald that captures them buying pink yoga pants and BLM headbands. No one yet understands the significance of the chilled horse semen.

“It’s a day of infamy Mika, gay African Americans have yet again been dealt a dehumanized blow by the white male, no pun intended Mika. It appears that YouTube legend Dusty Smollett has falsely accused two gay black bodybuilders of assaulting him and wretchedly singing that black lives matter. In fact, Dusty had promised the two childhood friends some valuable YouTube exposure. Mika, I never bought this Kabuli from the jump!” says Joe Scarborough.

Joe Scarborough and lovely wife Mika

“It’s just another instance of white privilege, Joe. The country must find Trump culpable; it’s a matter of common sense at this point. I’m sure even the people of Kentucky can figure it out. By the way, Joe isn’t Smollett a Russian name? One of our viewers said Smollett was Russian for a spotted liver. And there you have it folks, is America so great?” respond Mika Brzezinski his wife.

It’s fair to say that in an alternate universe, like Alteropolis where many things are opposite, the Democrats and their machine would react vastly different.

The lefts aversion to integrity and truth is blatant and appalling; they will do whatever it takes to achieve their agenda. This includes sleeping with anti-Semites when mostly ALL democrats are Jewish.

“Men, in general, are quick to believe that which they wish to be true.” – Julius Caesar

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